Nah mate—we don’t lose sleep over it. There’s plenty of meat to go 'round, and if someone finds their chops elsewhere, good on 'em. But let’s be real— Once you've had our snags, our steaks, and a good laugh with the team... you’ll be back. We’re not here to beg—we’re here to butcher. No hard feelings. Just top-quality meat, a few cheeky jokes, and the door always open.

The Whitest Thing You Can Say - River Butcher - Stand-Up Featuring

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