There are few things worse in this life than ravenous, lethally toothed piranhas interrupting a perfectly wholesome wet T-shirt contest. Thus, why we feel such deep empathy for the many bimbos ...
“Piranha 3D” is a movie that wants to have its cheesecake and eat it too. I mean this more or less literally. The entertainment formula behind this short and nasty movie — devised according to someone ...
Filled with gratuitous gore, female nudity and sick jokes, "Piranha 3D" is the kind of movie that decent folk might point to as further proof of cultural decline. It is also an uproariously good time.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, here comes “Piranha 3D.” Provoking more laughs than screams, this blatant, shameless little peeping-tom movie is so bad that it’s hilarious.
Look, it’s very simple. Do you want something more from 3D? Perhaps, more shit flying in your face (as Eli Roth would put it), lots of bloody mayhem by the razor-sharp teeth of piranha on steroids, ...
A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an ...
Dimension Films has put toothy fish back on the menu. Inexplicably, a sequel’s coming for Piranha 3D, after it only grossed $10 million opening weekend. The Alexandre Aja-directed film was produced by ...
I had no desire to see Piranha 3D. Now, had someone told me it was Piranha 3-Double D, I would’ve considered it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not some perv, but the novelty of seeing breasts in 3D would’ve ...
A new trailer for Dimension's Piranha 3D has hit the net and if you weren't excited for director Alexandre Aja's (The Hills Have Eyes) movie before...you will be now. Unlike all the movies that take ...
This week's big movie release, "Piranha 3D," does for the toothy South American fish what "Jaws" did for sharks 35 years ago. Hordes of mega-piranhas terrorize bikini-clad beauties ... in 3-D. If that ...
After watching “Piranha 3D,” a movie I enjoyed far less than expected, I was reminded that director Alexandre Aja also helmed the 2006 remake of “The Hills Have Eyes.” That’s the one where we’re made ...
Although converting 2D movies to 3D looks like the easy way out, it's anything but, writes MARTIN A. GROVE. By Martin A. Grove, The Associated Press Although converting 2D movies to 3D looks like the ...