Desktop Goose is a “downloadable goose-sperience for Windows” that is available on Itch.io and all it does is conjure up a cute little goose that lives on your computer but it definitely won’t behave.

Be sure to lock up all of your valuables if you live in a pleasant English village, as there are some troublesome geese on the loose. At the Indie World Showcase event earlier today, developer House ...